Get through tonight
Where the crate goes, what goes in it, the last potty trip, the first cry or bark, and how to tell settling-in noise from something that needs you.
For new puppy owners who are up right now
Your puppy won't stop crying and barking. Here's what to do tonight.
Stop the 2 a.m. crying with guided audios. Just $7.
A calm voice in your ear telling you the next step: the crate, the potty trip, and when to get up versus when to wait. Crying, barking, all of it. Press play in the dark. Nothing to read.
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14 voice notes, one for each of your first 14 nightsFor the nights when the crying and barking start
It's 2 a.m.
You've tried everything. It's still crying and barking.
You took them out. You put them back. You sat on the floor next to the crate.
You read four articles that say four different things. Ignore it. Never ignore it. You're too tired to know which one's right.
"Did I make a mistake?"
That thought is common. It doesn't make you a bad owner. It means you're exhausted and nobody handed you a plan.
This is the plan. One night at a time, for your first 14 nights.
What you're actually getting
Not "14 audios." A way through tonight.
- What it is
14 short voice notes. One for each of your first 14 nights.
- So what?
A calm voice tells you exactly what to do in the next ten minutes.
- So what?
You stop pacing, stop googling, and stop second-guessing every whimper and bark.
- So what?
You actually have a shot at sleep tonight.
- So what?
Tomorrow you wake up still liking the puppy you just brought home.
How it works
Four steps. All in the dark.
- 1
Press play
Open it on your phone. One earbud in. Screen off.
- 2
Follow the voice
Crate setup, the last potty trip, what to do the first time they cry or bark.
- 3
Protest or distress?
Learn which sounds you can wait out, and which mean get up now.
- 4
Go back to bed
Quiet, boring potty trip. Back in the crate. Back to sleep. Tomorrow, play the next one.
What's included
14 nights. 14 voice notes.
Nights 1 to 3 are about seven minutes each. Nights 4 to 14 are about three minutes each. Short on purpose.
Adjust, don't restart
What to keep the same, what to change based on last night, and how to stop rewarding crying or barking without ignoring a puppy who needs you.
Keep going
When the newness wears off. How to spot that the routine is working, and what to do if it feels worse instead of better.
Stay steady
One short voice note a night: accidents, good night and bad night swings, a bedtime signal, early mornings, stretching the night, and what to do when life gets in the way.
Keep-by-the-bed card
Three things to check before you get up. Glance once, screen off. Instant access the second you check out.
Straight answer
Is this for you?
This is for you if:
- You just brought home a puppy (or you're about to) and the nights are rough, with crying, barking, or both.
- You want someone to just tell you what to do, calmly and in order.
- You're using a crate, or you want to.
- You're done reading conflicting advice at 2 a.m.
This is not for you if:
- Your puppy seems sick, injured, or in pain. Call your vet or an emergency vet first.
- You want a full obedience course. This is about getting through the nights.
- You want a long book. This is short on purpose.
A personal note
A personal note
Everybody tells you how cute it's going to be. Fewer people tell you that you might be sitting on the kitchen floor at 3 a.m. wondering what you got yourself into.
These voice notes are what I'd want playing in my ear in that moment: calm, specific, and short. No lectures. Just the next step.
First 14 Nights
Decide now. Sleep later.
Get through the first 14 nights.
The Guided Audios: Nights 1 to 14
- 14 guided voice notes, one for each of your first 14 nights
- "Keep by the bed" card
- Instant access on your phone
$7one time
Get the Guided Audios for $7
Instant access by email. 30-day money-back guarantee.
Not a subscription. You won't be charged again.
Right after checkout, you'll be offered two optional add-ons. The first is the 30-day tracker for your phone ($17, one time). The second is the six-week, self-guided training program ($47, one time): a training plan written out day by day, with three to five training days a week, and the 30 daily lessons included. The most you can spend is $71.
How it works
From your inbox to tonight.
- 1
Check your email
You'll get instant access by email as soon as you finish checkout. Open the link on your phone.
- 2
Press play tonight
When the crying or barking starts, play tonight's audio. A calm voice tells you the next step, in the dark.
- 3
Keep the card nearby
The bedside card is for the nights after this one. Glance once, then screen off.
A fair question
Will this work for me?
My puppy already hates the crate.
That's common. It doesn't mean you've missed your chance. The early voice notes walk you through making the crate feel safer, at your puppy's pace. If the crate is too much tonight, Night 1 also covers what to use until they're ready.
I have to be up early for work.
That's why these are short. You follow the next step, then go back to bed. They won't make the night perfect, but they give you something clear to do instead of standing there, stuck.
We've already been letting the puppy sleep in the bed.
Plenty of new owners start there, especially when everyone is exhausted. If you want to move toward a crate or a spot of their own, the voice notes give you a calm way to begin. You don't have to change everything tonight.
Questions
Quick answers.
How fast do I get it?
Right away. After checkout you'll get access on the next page and a link by email.
Do I have to read anything?
No. It's audio. There's one short card if you want it, but everything you need is in the voice notes.
My puppy is already on night five. Is this still useful?
Yes. Start with Night 1 tonight, no matter what night it actually is. The steps work the same way.
Is this "cry it out"?
No. You'll learn to tell settling-in crying or barking from the sounds that mean your puppy needs to go out, is uncomfortable, or needs you. Settling-in noise usually fades if you stay calm and consistent. You never just ignore a puppy in distress.
I don't have a crate. Does this still work?
The audio is built around a crate or a small safe pen next to your bed. If you don't have one yet, Night 1 tells you what to use tonight until you do.
What if my puppy seems sick?
Call your vet. This is not veterinary advice. If your puppy is vomiting, has diarrhea, won't eat or drink, seems unusually weak or floppy, is struggling to breathe, or is crying like they're in pain, that's a call to the vet, not a training problem.
What's your money-back guarantee?
You get 30 days. If it's not working for you, email [email protected] within 30 days of your purchase and ask for a refund. I'll send your money back in full. The full refund policy is linked at the bottom of this page.
Right now
You don't have to figure tonight out alone.
Press play. Do the next step. Go back to sleep.
What's in your order
- 14 guided voice notes, one for each of your first 14 nights
- The keep-by-the-bed card
- Instant access by email
- $7, one time
- 30-day money-back guarantee
Instant access by email. 30-day money-back guarantee.
Instant access. Works on your phone. Not a subscription.